Virgin Voyages Comedy Fest from the UK


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Itinerary

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Portsmouth

Portsmouth is one of the most densely populated cities in Southern England, and is unusual as most of its built-up area occupies Portsea Island, linked to the mainland by road and rail bridges. Although there is a Roman fort at nearby Portchester, occupied later by the Saxons and Normans, there was no settlement on the site of Portsmouth at the time of the 1086 Domesday Book. The town developed in medieval times and received its first charter in 1194 from King Richard I; soon afterwards it became a major naval base. It has the world’s oldest dry dock, and is home to several famous ships, including HMS Victory, HMS Warrior and the Mary Rose, raised from the Solent in 1982. Portsmouth remains an important naval base and is home to a large proportion of the British service fleet. The waterfront area is now dominated by the Spinnaker Tower, 560 feet high, the United Kingdom’s tallest building outside London. Other things to see in the city include the house where Charles Dickens was born, and the City Museum, which contains a permanent exhibition devoted to another famous writer, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, who lived in the town.

30 August 2025

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31 August 2025

La Coruña

La Coruña, the largest city in Spain's Galicia region, is among the country's busiest ports. The remote Galicia area is tucked into the northwest corner of the Iberian Peninsula, surprising visitors with its green and misty countryside that is so much unlike other parts of Spain. The name "Galicia" is Celtic in origin, for it was the Celts who occupied the region around the 6th-century BC and erected fortifications. La Coruña was already considered an important port under the Romans. They were followed by an invasion of Suevians, Visigoths and, much later in 730, the Moors. It was after Galicia was incorporated into the Kingdom of Asturias that the epic saga of the Pilgrimage to Santiago (St. James) began. From the 15th century, overseas trade developed rapidly; in 1720, La Coruña was granted the privilege of trading with America - a right previously only held by Cadiz and Seville. This was the great era when adventurous men voyaged to the colonies and returned with vast riches. Today, the city's significant expansion is evident in three distinct quarters: the town centre located along the isthmus; the business and commercial centre with wide avenues and shopping streets; and the "Ensanche" to the south, occupied by warehouses and factories. Many of the buildings in the old section feature the characteristic glazed façades that have earned La Coruña the name "City of Crystal." Plaza Maria Pita, the beautiful main square, is named after the local heroine who saved the town in 1589 when she seized the English standard from the beacon and gave the alarm, warning her fellow townsmen of the English attack.

01 September 2025

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Bilbao

Time in Bilbao (Bilbo, in Euskera) may be recorded as BG or AG (Before Guggenheim or After Guggenheim). Never has a single monument of art and architecture so radically changed a city. Frank Gehry's stunning museum, Norman Foster's sleek subway system, the Santiago Calatrava glass footbridge and airport, the leafy César Pelli Abandoibarra park and commercial complex next to the Guggenheim, and the Philippe Starck AlhóndigaBilbao cultural center have contributed to an unprecedented cultural revolution in what was once the industry capital of the Basque Country.Greater Bilbao contains almost 1 million inhabitants, nearly half the total population of the Basque Country. Founded in 1300 by Vizcayan noble Diego López de Haro, Bilbao became an industrial center in the mid-19th century, largely because of the abundance of minerals in the surrounding hills. An affluent industrial class grew up here, as did the working class in suburbs that line the Margen Izquierda (Left Bank) of the Nervión estuary.Bilbao's new attractions get more press, but the city's old treasures still quietly line the banks of the rust-color Nervión River. The Casco Viejo (Old Quarter)—also known as Siete Calles (Seven Streets)—is a charming jumble of shops, bars, and restaurants on the river's Right Bank, near the Puente del Arenal bridge. This elegant proto-Bilbao nucleus was carefully restored after devastating floods in 1983. Throughout the Casco Viejo are ancient mansions emblazoned with family coats of arms, wooden doors, and fine ironwork balconies. The most interesting square is the 64-arch Plaza Nueva, where an outdoor market is pitched every Sunday morning.Walking the banks of the Nervión is a satisfying jaunt. After all, this was how—while out on a morning jog—Guggenheim director Thomas Krens first discovered the perfect spot for his project, nearly opposite the right bank's Deusto University. From the Palacio de Euskalduna upstream to the colossal Mercado de la Ribera, parks and green zones line the river. César Pelli's Abandoibarra project fills in the half mile between the Guggenheim and the Euskalduna bridge with a series of parks, the Deusto University library, the Meliá Bilbao Hotel, and a major shopping center.On the left bank, the wide, late-19th-century boulevards of the Ensanche neighborhood, such as Gran Vía (the main shopping artery) and Alameda de Mazarredo, are the city's more formal face. Bilbao's cultural institutions include, along with the Guggenheim, a major museum of fine arts (the Museo de Bellas Artes) and an opera society (Asociación Bilbaína de Amigos de la Ópera, or ABAO) with 7,000 members from Spain and southern France. In addition, epicureans have long ranked Bilbao's culinary offerings among the best in Spain. Don't miss a chance to ride the trolley line, the Euskotram, for a trip along the river from Atxuri Station to Basurto's San Mamés soccer stadium, reverently dubbed "la Catedral del Fútbol" (the Cathedral of Football).

02 September 2025

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Bordeaux

Bordeaux as a whole, rather than any particular points within it, is what you'll want to visit in order to understand why Victor Hugo described it as Versailles plus Antwerp, and why the painter Francisco de Goya, when exiled from his native Spain, chose it as his last home (he died here in 1828). The capital of southwest France and the region's largest city, Bordeaux remains synonymous with the wine trade: wine shippers have long maintained their headquarters along the banks of the Garonne, while buyers from around the world arrive for the huge biennial Vinexpo show (held in odd-number years).Bordeaux is, admittedly, a less exuberant city than many others in France, but lively and stylish elements are making a dent in its conservative veneer. The cleaned-up riverfront is said by some, after a bottle or two, to exude an elegance reminiscent of St. Petersburg, and that aura of 18th-century élan also permeates the historic downtown sector—“le vieux Bordeaux"—where fine shops invite exploration. To the south of the city center are old docklands undergoing renewal—one train station has now been transformed into a big multiplex movie theater—but the area is still a bit shady. To get a feel for the historic port of Bordeaux, take the 90-minute boat trip that leaves Quai Louis-XVIII every weekday afternoon, or the regular passenger ferry that plies the Garonne between Quai Richelieu and the Pont d'Aquitaine in summer. A nice time to stroll around the city center is the first Sunday of the month, when it's pedestrian-only and vehicles are banned.

03 September 2025

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At Sea

04 September 2025

Portsmouth

05 September 2025

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*This holiday is generally suitable for persons with reduced mobility. For customers with reduced mobility or any medical condition that may require special assistance or arrangements to be made, please notify your Cruise Concierge at the time of your enquiry, so that we can provide specific information as to the suitability of the holiday, as well as make suitable arrangements with the Holiday Provider on your behalf.

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What's Included with Virgin Voyages

	Use of swimming pools, hot tubs, fitness centre and leisure facilities where available
	Breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks in a choice of included dining venues
	Use of swimming pools, hot tubs, fitness centre and leisure facilities where available
	Port taxes
	Adult only cruises
	Gratuities included on-board
	Return flights included from a choice of UK airports (fly cruise bookings only)
	Theme nights and deck parties
	Sailaway and deck parties, and character meet and greets

	Accommodation
	Entertainment throughout the day and evening
	Complimentary shuttle service from ship to port where available
	Themed events and discos
	WiFi included on-board
	Tea and coffee in seleted venues
	24-hour room service
	Selected complimentary drinks in selected venues

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The Wake

Pink Agave

Summary

Inspired by Mexico’s red-hot culture and sexy food scene, the experience at Pink Agave goes far beyond the usual taco. Shareable, social, and spicy — it transports you to the vibrant streets of Mexico City on an immersive odyssey of local cuisine. With the largest selection of tequila and mezcal at sea, and DJ beats to amp up the energy, we won’t judge if you order one of everything… and end up dancing on tables by the end of the night.

Razzle Dazzle

Test Kitchen

Gunbae

Summary

If you're into hands-on meat grilling and soju drinking, our Korean BBQ is *the* perfect spot to do all that. Every meal at Gunbae begins with a Korean drinking game that includes a complimentary shot of soju. And since we all have that one friend who insists on being the meat master, this is the time to roast the master while the master roasts the meat. GUNBAE!

Extra Virgin

The Social Club

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From fairground staples like pretzels and hotdogs to modern takes on milkshakes and floats, The Social Club is perfect for playing a good game of air hockey, shuffleboard, foosball, and more.

The Pizza Place

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Here you have complete control over your pie — from the dough to the cheese, a little cracked pepper, a little ricotta, and any other topping you want… Or you can just choose from the class menu and lounge on the hammocks outside.

Lick Me Till...Ice Cream

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With six home (er... ship) made flavors to choose from, our scoop shop is the perfect stop for a mid-day or late-night snack. Vegan? Don't worry — we got you covered.

Sun Club Cafe

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Inspired by one of the most iconic dishes of the Hawaiian islands, we offer marinated tuna, chicken and salmon over greens or rice bowls. Fresh, tasty and healthy, they’re high in lean protein and healthy fats while giving you a sunny dose of veggies or whole grains.

The Dock House

Summary

An effortlessly elegant, yet cozy counterpart to the view-focused scene outside. Sailors raise the flag on their menu when they need service and relax whilst the roaming Mezze cart swings by to take their order. Choose from flame grilled skewers or house-made dips and dippers. The Dock feels like an elegant cabana caught between the chill, seaside perfection of Ibiza and the rustic-chic resorts of Brazil. The Dock delivers bright flavors through light Mediterranean-inspired bites. Sailors can relax, sunbathe and enjoy live acoustic music in this outdoor spot.

The Galley

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Your go-to for a quick bite, meal, or pick-me-up throughout the day. Featuring a mix of shops and food-truck-style carts. The Galley boasts a dedicated bakery and pastry shop, a panini shop, a burger grill, a taco shack, a sushi bar with bento boxes, a noodle bar, a soup and salad stand, and a 24-hour American diner.

Noodle Around

Bento Baby

Summary

Head to The Galley and start your day with a Japanese breakfast, or end if with a bento box. Or actually, have a bento box for lunch, too (because you can do that, here).

The Sweet Side

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The Sweet Side of The Galley houses pastries in the morning (for the sweet-toothed breakfast lovers among us) and desserts later on. It's a non stop sweet fest, so leave your rude friends by the pool.

The Dock

Well Bread

Summary

Well Bread has fans, and we call them "Bread Heads". So make a little bread head and grab a pastry for breakfast or a flatbread in the afternoon or evening down at The Galley.

Diner & Dash

Burger Bar

Hot off the Press

Let's Taco Bout It

The Daily Mix

Summary

This healthy joint in The Galley features yogurt and oatmeal dishes for breakfast and turns to soups and salads in the afternoon and evening. So if you're looking to mix it up in a healthy way, you know where to go.

Shore Things

The Manor

The Red Room

Summary

There’s a lot that’s special about The Red Room. It’s the first transformational theater at sea, featuring different modes which enable a variety of unique and engaging experiences.

Proscenium Mode: The most common theatre layout where Sailors won’t be more than 50 feet from the stage.

Alley Stage: Sailors face each other with the action separating them.

Flat Floor: With Sailors in the middle of the action with the show happening all around and direct access to a bar.

The Groupie

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Have your best lead, diva, vocalist look on point for when you plan a night with friends in this modernist take on a Japanese style karaoke room. With song choices that span decades, genres, and octave abilities, these bookable private sessions require having your go-to tracks chosen, singing voice warm and invited friends ready for a private dance and song battle to remember.

Voyage Vinyl

The Social Club

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The Social Club is the perfect hangout spot for those young in spirit. The Social Club’s full retro arcade pays homage to the epic childhood video games of yesteryear – like Pacman, Mario Bros, Donkey Kong and other various vintage arcade games. Sailors can also play classic games like air hockey, bar-top shuffleboard, foosball and board games. Yup - you’ve guessed it’s all included. The Social Club is also home to The Social Club Diner where Sailors can grab classic carnival bites, and The Loose Cannon, our nautically themed cozy seaside drinkery. Inner children are permitted to run wild here.

The Casino

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Inspired by the sleek and futuristic elements of James Bond and 70’s-glam technicolor, the Casino has something for everyone. There are different zones of experiences for Sailors to indulge in: Tournament, Ocean, Adventure and Asian. Each zone offers games that fit with the theme, from traditional slot machines to table games like Blackjack, Craps and Roulette. But, if they’re not a gambler, they can grab a drink at the Casino Bar and let our dealers teach them how to play during port days so they have the confidence to play when we’re off in international waters.

Richard's Rooftop

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Booking a suite unlocks access to Richard's Rooftop; the exclusive deck where elegance meets exuberance. A lavish, elaborate and members-only outdoor space for stargazing parties and pre-dinner cocktail hours for you and the other rockstars.

The Dock

Summary

Blurring the boundaries between indoor and outdoor lounging, The Dock is the ultimate space for unwinding. Offering an alfresco-chic lounge-side service, its menu is focused on light and refreshing drinks and enticing bites to share. Drink in the Mediterranean flair with craft cocktails made with orange blossom, rose water, or pomegranate — they pair perfectly with the sweeping ocean views, fiery sunsets, and starry nights you’ll see from one of The Dock’s daybeds.

Sip

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Whether you’re craving a posh early breakfast, an indulgent high tea in the afternoon, or an effervescent nightcap to enjoy while gazing at the moon, our curated champagne lounge was specially designed to satisfy all your bubbles, caviar, and other glamorous needs.

Grounds Club

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It's early. You're still a bit blurry and coffee is the only thing you can focus on right now. Luckily, The Grounds Club isn't far, exclusively pouring one of the most satisfying and tasty brews you've ever had - from direct-trade pioneers, Intelligentsia Coffee. It's just like your favourite coffee shop with the best almond milk, double shot, latte you can't start your morning without...but with ocean views.

Draught Haus

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Casual yet discerning beer-connoisseur-approved, our stylish Draught Haus features a variety of beers on tap, a wide range of artisanal bottles, boiler makers, and shot cocktails. Sip on artisanal brews while drinking in endless ocean views from a cozy window seat, stop for one of our “All Day Breakfast” shots before heading out, or just grab a growler and bring your expertly curated craft beer with you.

On the Rocks

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Focused on aged spirits poured over ice, On the Rocks is the perfect place to make bold choices. Kick-starting the evening with live musical performances, dare to add a twist to your favorite cocktail, stir it up while trying a different flavor, or challenge our mixologists to shake things up and round out the night with a spirited masterpiece crafted on the spot, just for you.

The Loose Cannon

Onboard Shopping

Scarlet Night

Events on Board

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UNTITLED DANCESHOW PARTYTHING

Created by Sam Pinkleton & Ani Taj. This hype music-video-meets-club-scene is an absurdist dance party… with a dash of old-fashioned showbiz flair. Grab a drink and stay in the (un)moment of it all.

DUEL REALITY

Created by The 7 Fingers. Our fast-paced retelling of Romeo and Juliet with an elaborate circus twist. Watch as two warring groups grapple through graceful and death-defying acts.

SHIPS IN THE NIGHT

Created by The 7 Fingers. Through cutting-edge technology and choreography, this production explores the significance (or insignificance) of incidental connection during our own personal journeys.

FESTIVAL STAGE ACTS

Taking a cue from festival-style performances, our rotation of comedians, magicians, and specialty artists will keep you entertained with their unique style of theatrics and exhibition.

STUDIO 72

With music inspired by the 70s and 80s, this dance party brings out the best of disco music (with far out surprises awaiting you). Grab a partner and groove it out like the voyage will never end.

HEARTBEAT

Brought to you by Brooklyn’s House of Yes, Heartbeat is an epic dance party through our mirrored halls and into The Manor. Dance the night away to mixes of house, groove, funk, pop, and disco.

The Red Bar

Sun Club

B-Complex

Training Camp

Summary

No membership required to HIIT this gym. Equipped with Technogym ARTIS, our Training Camp is where you’ll go for most of our group workout sessions. From indoor functional training sessions and gravity-defying bungee classes to our MyBeast outdoor gym equipment and Geezers Boxing ring, our fitness classes come in all shapes and sizes. And because we don’t believe in the “one size fits all” system, you can also try one of our Fitness On Demand apps at the Training Camp for some alone time.

The Athletic Club

The Perch

Summary

Located at the top of the ship on Deck 17 — right above the Athletic Club — The Perch is our charming and serene outdoor space devoted to the pursuit of Vitamin Sea and personal connection. Every morning starts with sunrise yoga, and when the day draws to a close, The Perch transforms into a space for intimate, social gatherings where you can connect with other Sailors with a sunset backdrop and a glass of champagne.

The Runway

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Our signature, Virgin-red running track forms a (255 meters-ish) halo-like vision over the ship, allowing you to sweat, strut or stroll. Because for some of us, the only kind of running we do is… from our problems. And don't forget the SPF — The Runway is outside and the sun, unlike our problems, will catch up with you no matter how fast you run.

Redemption

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If your vacation isn't complete without the ultimate form of self-care, our spa will be your second home. Its Thermal Suite includes a mud room, salt room, sauna, steam room, hot and cold plunge pools, and heated marble hammam benches — so many ways to reveal a new version of you. From the first quartz bed at sea to massages so good they'll make you question life itself (plus a myriad of rejuvenating treatments that will revitalize your body and soul), we call it Redemption for a reason.

Aquatic Club

Summary

With smooth curves and nautical details, we've created a pool deck with the sophisticated glam of a contemporary yacht. Whether you're looking to sunbathe in one of our daybeds or let last night's choices melt away in the pool, you can detox and recover… or start the party all over again. Don't be surprised if paparazzi mistake you for celebs — we're not legally responsible for how good you look on this ship.

Well Being Pool

Group Workouts & Classes

Summary

All our fitness classes are included. In fact, the only currency we accept is sweat. And if you're "not a sweaty person," lie about it for the sake of the rest of us.

Whether you're a reigning lightweight champ or that person who pays for a gym membership but never uses it, we've got classes for every level.

Catamaran Net

Summary

There is also a great catamaran net for those who wish to sit back and watch it all happen from the comforts of the largest daybed at sea.

The Tune Up

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The Tune Up boasts a variety of luxurious manicures and pedicures ranging from organic and invigorating soaks to more lavish decorative nail art. And if you're looking for Medi-spa services like Botox, fillers, or IV therapy, you'll check in with us here and be taken to your therapeutic services.

Dry Dock

Summary

Coif, tease, dye, or curl your way to the mermaid locks of your seafaring dreams. From instant highlights, blowouts, and conditioning treatments to a brow bar, lash services, and full drag-overs, the glam whizzes at Dry Dock are there to enhance your natural beauty and have you looking as good as you feel.

Stubble & Groom

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If your 'do is overdue for a trim, Stubble & Groom is the perfect place to refresh your look and refine your style. From Whisky with your Whiskers and authentic shaves to express haircuts and hip fades, this mid-century-styled haven nods to the British traditions of hanging out at barbershops to look and feel shipshape. Dapper up your 'do, kick your feet up, and put an extra pep in your step with a man-ly pedi at a place that feels like you've been going to for years — but with an ocean view.

Squid Ink

Summary

Historically traced back to sailors eternalizing their epic voyages and nautical milestones, tattoo art has always celebrated creative self-expression, tales of adventure, and unforgettable life experiences. Inspired by this maritime tradition and the power of its message, we’ve teamed up with World Famous Tattoo Ink, Soho Ink, and Freshly Inked Magazine to continue this legacy with rock ‘n’ roll style by bringing some of the best ink artists to sea, at our very own tattoo studio on board.

Gym & Tonic

Summary

After working up a sweat at B-Complex, relax with a wellness beverage at Gym & Tonic. A juice bar with numerous wellness offerings - including a full bar - Gym & Tonic has a myriad of drinks to help you wind down after giving your all...or some of your all. From made-to-order shakes and fresh or cold press juices to our Reset Cocktails that are healthy in spirit (while putting the spirit in healthy), there's no wrong way to thank yourself for taking care of your mind, body and soul.

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Portsmouth

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La Coruña

Bilbao

Bordeaux

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Portsmouth

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